idk why ppl act like funny women are a rare precious commodity when every woman i know is a god damn comedian and i’ve met maybe two intentionally funny men in my lifetime
I’m so weak rn
into girls that look like they do their hw but like to make bad decisions during their free time
"i don’t support feminism because-"
lol nah we ain’t even gonna talk bye
You can make anything pop punk see watch
pop punk bananas
i miss the old nicki minaj
Get your facts straight, CNN.
If you didn’t know, Stephen Colbert is a literal expert on Lord of the Rings. He went onto the sets of one of the films and managed to beat the resident lore expert in a trivia contest. Someday he will die and Death will come, and he will live forever by challenging him to a contest of LoTR trivia.
I’ve been looking everywhere for this oh my god
My friend had her daughters at a zoo when she heard, “Ma’am, there’s a lemur on your baby
I want to be this high.