one vanilla harlem shake plz

sext: BIG. MEATY. CLAWS.

the heck? i hecked up. i hecked up. i hecked up. i hecked up. i hecked up. i hecked up. i hecked up.

im so sorry. im heck.

meladoodle:

someone reblogged one of my posts and added a swear word so i called the police. let this be a warning to all you fuckers.

mtsilveronrs:

but why would we ever remove the wisest of our teeth

codons:

this girl who rode my bus once came up to me and was like “oh my god dont get offended or anything but are you GAAAAAAAAAAY?!” and i was like yeah and then she was like “OH MY GOD WE HAVE TO HANG OUT AND GO SHOPPING” and i was like “dont get offended or anything but are you ASIAN?!” and she was like “omg yeah im filipino” and i was like “OH MY GOD WE HAVE TO MAKE SPRING ROLLS AT YOUR HOUSE SOME TIME” and she never talked to me again

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lalondes:

i have a new favourite twitter

meganfayy:

forever my favorite show

nosdrinker:

it plays All-Star when you open it

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pr0fessah:

unpopular opinion

i hate these cookies

Go fuck yourself, you piece of shit. You’re the reason society is crumbling. In 20 years, New York is going to be a pile of ash and dust because people like you exist. This is why I fucking hate tubmlr.