neat-o burrito

unimpressed2chainz:

idk why ppl act like funny women are a rare precious commodity when every woman i know is a god damn comedian and i’ve met maybe two intentionally funny men in my lifetime 

deycallmetrey:

I’m so weak rn

deycallmetrey:

I’m so weak rn

sleepythug:

into girls that look like they do their hw but like to make bad decisions during their free time

gnarlyninja:

"i don’t support feminism because-"

lol nah we ain’t even gonna talk bye

jackaspoopydiddle:

You can make anything pop punk see watch

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normal bananas

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pop punk bananas

sweetcornvevo:

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i miss the old nicki minaj

toshbizzyo:

malapropsbookstore:

infinitywhale:

gunpowderchant:

Get your facts straight, CNN.

If you didn’t know, Stephen Colbert is a literal expert on Lord of the Rings. He went onto the sets of one of the films and managed to beat the resident lore expert in a trivia contest. Someday he will die and Death will come, and he will live forever by challenging him to a contest of LoTR trivia.

Headcanon accepted.

I’ve been looking everywhere for this oh my god

chadleymacguff:

partylikeits2007:

freshman year

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sophomore year

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junior year

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senior year

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college:

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awwww-cute:

My friend had her daughters at a zoo when she heard, “Ma’am, there’s a lemur on your baby

awwww-cute:

My friend had her daughters at a zoo when she heard, “Ma’am, there’s a lemur on your baby

reddlr-trees:

I want to be this high.

reddlr-trees:

I want to be this high.